Sunday, February 22, 2009

Google Mania

Use one of the first 3 answers that appear in the search engine...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants! (I should point out that this was on a post called drunk girls but it WAS NOT THE REAL ME, I swear it!)

2: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Stephanie does blog header. (This one sucked)

3: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Stephanie looks like she belongs on the cover of a magazine. (oooh yeah)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Stephanie hates Jericho. (I never got into it, but I wouldn't say I hated it) :)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Stephanie goes commando. Yeah baby.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Stephanie loves trampolines.

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Stephanie eats her own diarrhea. (Awesome. Sort of negates the cover of magazine, doesn't it)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Stephanie has crush on pop star Mika. (I looked him up, and I don't think so, google)

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
Stephanie died of injuries sustained when she was tortured for hours by a power drill. (Seriously?)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Stephanie will be speaking and signing books as part of the Greater Dandenong Library Lovers program.

Please folks, try this and post what you get. :)

1 comment:

hwall said...

Being hitched is probably why you didn't get flowers! I've only gotten them from John twice -- once when we first started dating and now. As for the two and a half years we spent together? Nary a rose, not even a petal.